PRESCRIPTION

Dr.Dog will be releasing more presecription to his patients on X, as market cap increases.

PATIENT TESTAMONIALS

"I was down bad after a crypto crash, clutching my last two sols like they were life rafts. Dr. Dog barked up with Rugpull Recovery, and suddenly I’m howling at the moon with profits again. That mutt’s a genius—just don’t ask him to fetch your slippers!"

— Pepe, Libra Survivor

"Shillagra from Dr. Dog turned my limp love life into a full-on circus. My wife says it’s like I’m 19 again, minus the bad haircut. The only side effect? I keep wagging my tail at strangers. Worth it."

— John, Happily Married Maniac

"Degenex saved me from betting my grandma’s house on a memecoin. Dr. Dog prescribed it with a growl, and now I’m sober from the slots and sleeping without dreaming of candlestick charts. 10/10, would let him sniff my portfolio again."

— Sally., Reformed Degen